He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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