We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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