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  I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.

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• The beaver cleaver?

  Submitted by morningwood on Sep 29, 10 at 11:05am

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• you can give him an alias, but you will never know his real name. he is in witness protection

  Submitted by ilovewhores on Sep 29, 10 at 12:13pm

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• Eduardo

  Submitted by CrimpyCrimpy on Sep 29, 10 at 10:29am

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• What's wrong with naming it anyway??

  Submitted by princesspalmer on Sep 29, 10 at 10:03am

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• Pepe le pue!

  Submitted by ck24 on Sep 29, 10 at 4:06pm

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• His I bet is TINY TIM

  Submitted by BitchSlapper on Sep 30, 10 at 8:16pm

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• I named my last bf Alexander the great.... Hi name was Alex.

  Submitted by hopeybergio on Oct 4, 10 at 1:27pm

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• Lol! Showin some ownership!

  Submitted by KrashKart on Sep 30, 10 at 12:25am

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• Hahahaha love it! XD

  Submitted by EmmaXxX on Sep 29, 10 at 4:00pm

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• Funny how you can name a car or penis but naming a vagina just seems completely jacked up

  Submitted by archer79 on Sep 30, 10 at 3:09am

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• She's right u kno

  Submitted by DaMexicanRomeo on Sep 29, 10 at 9:57am

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• Mister Tinks...

  Submitted by mcleod on Sep 29, 10 at 7:39pm

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• Herm the Sperm Worm....

  Submitted by bldrmn on Sep 30, 10 at 12:03am

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• Classy CT, claaa-say

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 10 at 7:33pm

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• Who names their junk anyways?! Really now! My ex once referred to his penis by name and I told him to gtfo of my bed...

  Submitted by HeadbangingBabe on Sep 29, 10 at 3:49pm

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• King kong

  Submitted by Laurennniscool on Sep 29, 10 at 7:09pm

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• ha, me and my girl's genitals are named Elvis and Priscilla...

  Submitted by Smartastic on Sep 29, 10 at 8:35pm

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• But what could REALLY be the unspeakable? There's not much that doesn't include violence, vomit or feces...wait...=]

  Submitted by colan08 on Sep 29, 10 at 2:45pm

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• Ralph!

  Submitted by DCThrope on Sep 29, 10 at 10:09am

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• Omfg, Billy! That's what I named my boyfriend's ting-ting!

  Submitted by gingerlover010 on Oct 2, 10 at 11:26am

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• Billy?

  Submitted by thefriedones on Sep 29, 10 at 5:37pm

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• Hahahahahaha RALPH!!!

  Submitted by BaitSlinger on Sep 29, 10 at 10:42pm

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