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  • or when they just stare at you. like dont you have other things to worry about or cant you thank me for swallowing your kids?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:30pm
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  • because when you say mmmmmmmmhmmmmmm it feels fantastic!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 7:16pm
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    • Agreed. My ex girlfriend used to do it all the time. Amazing.

      Submitted by Gunslinger7 on Mar 17, 10 at 1:14am
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  • like the dentist ..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 1:17am
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  • just like the dentist

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:26pm
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  • uhh, im pretty sure thats why they are asking you questions.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:36pm
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  • yeaa your deffinatly doing something wrong,they shouldn't be distracted with asking you questions,they prolly want you to stop

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 5:37pm
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  • Because your throat will vibrate when you answer "mmhmhmhmmm"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:23am
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  • it was awkward to ask you to hum on it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:26pm
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  • humming is the reason we ask the questions

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 2:37pm
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  • I'll eat dat pussay for you! You'll be humming then!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 8:46pm
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  • "you're" dude, really its time for some new material. it was funny the first time. not the billionth. hows this for a last word: RIGHT

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 9:48pm
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  • do you have any idea how good "mmmmhhhhhhmmmmm" feels while your giving oral? ask around i swear its prolly the reason why us guys gotta keep askin questions. haha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 8:59pm
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  • C'mon guys, its not that hard to ask for a hummer. Man up already.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 8:35pm
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  • It's OK unless they are asking for your sister's phone number. Or your mother's

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:35am
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  • Cause that hum feels good lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:26am
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  • Newsflash stop yalkin 2. Urselff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 9:28pm
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  • what cell are you in?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:03pm
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  • because they can talk at you and know that you aren't going to carry on some lame, dumb-cunt conversation

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 6:42pm
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  • 4:36, apparently I'm the only one who understands what you're saying. it's their way of getting a hummer when you must not be doing that in the first place. duhhh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 5:46pm
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  • Newsflash: lick the folds of my ballsack!! Who the fuck says newsflash?!?? Putz.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 9:15pm
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  • I like that she used the plural "guys" here. Good times.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 11:02pm
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  • i'm a girl and i've never experienced this problem... but just for the hell of it, next guy that goes down on me, i'm hitting him with the spanish inquisition.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:57pm
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  • how often does this happen to you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 6:43pm
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  • If you want a hummer, ask for a hummer. No need to try and be sneaky about it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:26am
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  • You are sooooo funny you're guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 9:05pm
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  • never have I agreed with anything more than I have this text

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:07pm
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  • they are probably asking what the OP is charging for the BJ

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:36am
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  • If he is asking things like ... "do you like that big cock in your mouth" its usually considered a rhetorical question.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 9:36pm
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  • i love to hum...makes me feel useful...but wont do it on a first blow, i've got to get something in return first!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 8:39pm
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  • Ummm, because you aren't any good and they're bored?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 7:24pm
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  • If I get asked something other than a rhetorical question I stop blowing. So, lesson learned is keep the questions to the subject at hand or be prepared for the BJ to be over. Otherwise, I'm gonna hummmmmmmm you like there's no tomorrow.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 8:08am
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  • Haha I never ask questions. Just make them fight for air. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 5:12pm
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  • Cause u are bad at it and want u to stop but nicely

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:21am
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  • Let my dick blow in ur mouth bitch....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 11:58am
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  • are you dating dentistry students?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 7:41pm
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  • What does op stand for?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 7:50am
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  • Haha. It is an excuse to get you to hum on his cock. It feels great.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:53pm
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  • Bwaaaahahahahahaaaaaaa! ME TOO!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:58pm
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  • i love giving blowjobs. its so fun! my imvu username is vegankitkat if u wanna fuck. *GIR was here*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 12:25am
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  • shit honey can i use your car to go get more beer i wrecked mine? mmmmhhhhhhmmmmm. thats why dumb ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 3:58pm
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  • It vibrates the shaft which is awesome and my ex girl friend did this thing where after I wa done she swallowed and licked the tip... It was amazing

    Submitted by khaoticvayne on Jan 23, 12 at 10:28pm
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  • The opportunity to only receive yes or no answers from a girl is rare and is cherished by men.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 9:31pm
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  • Maybe he's training to be a dentist.. Dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:11pm
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  • 9:31 = Awesome 4:23 = Dyke 5:09 funny 5:37 = incorrect... we never want you to stop.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 9:40pm
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  • are they asking if they are choking you with their massive cock? I have to ask the bitches this all the time. Their eyes are bigger than their mouths

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:37am
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  • This is my life. The guy I'm hooking up with loves to chit chat while getting head. So awk.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:15pm
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  • We love you you're person

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 9:07pm
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  • Haha maybe cuz they like the way it feels when you mmhmhmhmmmm on their dick!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 2:25pm
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  • Next time you're blowning a guy try humming a song. You'll have wedding ring in your finger quicker than your tust fund can buy you one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:23pm
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  • or do you want it on your face baby? mmmhhhmmmm.....wait what oooo my eye thats why bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 3:59pm
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  • ...say it a few more times... just so that I remember next time...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 9:46pm
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  • You can practice on me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 5:42pm
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  • HYSTERICAL! I totally know what you mean!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:41pm
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  • Lmao!!! Thas too funny ooh no!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 9:49pm
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  • That's why they ask the questions

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 5:46pm
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  • You're person is the funniest

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 9:56pm
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  • I think the answer is "no thank you" and you take your mouth away.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:23pm
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  • Oh you can contact me on facebook under sleven wilkins...i dont ask questions when thats done i promise

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 5:09pm
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  • Lol that's fuckin great

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 8:37pm
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  • we ask because we know you have to say yes!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 5:42pm
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  • Newsflash: if they're making conversation, you're doing something wrong...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 9:14pm
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  • or when they're dirty talking to you and expectiing some type of conversation back while you blow them

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 6:04pm
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  • whatever they like the humming. lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 5:53am
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