these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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