At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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