I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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