I smell stomach acid.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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