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  My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"

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• mine should read "seriously-don't poke the bear"

  Submitted by buzzcutt on Jul 1, 10 at 6:17pm

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• "It sounded like a good idea at the time..."

  Submitted by EclecticPandora on Feb 16, 11 at 11:53pm

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• Yup, I had a near death experience w tequila when I was 17 .. Many years later, my stomach still cringes when I'm within 15 feet of the demon brew.....

  Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 1, 10 at 7:25pm

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• Hi, don't believe we've met! I'm Cameron\nCall me!

  Submitted by 2144571774 on Jul 2, 10 at 6:34am

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• Really? Someone's username is their phone number? Stupid.

  Submitted by mooquackmeow on Aug 22, 10 at 11:01pm

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• That will be mine too!!!

  Submitted by britney09 on Jul 1, 10 at 11:11pm

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• Ta-kill-ya

  Submitted by toxicfruitpunch on Jul 2, 10 at 12:19am

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• mine would be "redbull and vodka.... seriously?"\n\nwww.deardrunkme.com

  Submitted by drunkme on Jul 2, 10 at 4:27pm

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• Haha or "fritos" Deadly chili fritos.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 10 at 6:16pm

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• Love it!!!

  Submitted by mintyshake on Jul 1, 10 at 7:31pm

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• That's because they're so good!

  Submitted by mecopoly on Jul 1, 10 at 7:17pm

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• Most likely though it will read: "stupid bitch who sent dumb text messages".

  Submitted by sh1thead on Jul 2, 10 at 1:12am

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