Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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