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  • Also makes u a douchebag...this is why innocent people get killed bc of assholes like you...as a firefighter I've used the jaws of life on countless retards like yourself... Let's just hope when u crash u don't hurt anyone else bc you had to be cool...dickhead

    Submitted by truckie941 on Aug 15, 11 at 2:27pm
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  • No but it does make u danger and a scumbag. Hope you get jailed.

    Submitted by Dxl on Aug 15, 11 at 2:18pm
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  • You do realize the penalties for a DUI are a lot more severe than the penalties having an open container, right?

    Submitted by Phys on Aug 15, 11 at 2:33pm
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  • I've lost 2 best friends to drunk drivers. Sorry to be a downer, but not funny...

    Submitted by enormoustard on Aug 15, 11 at 3:50pm
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  • when someone puts a straw in your body bag after your crash I hope it's hilarious.

    Submitted by emoryyy on Aug 15, 11 at 3:48pm
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    • This might bother me if I want convinced 95% of the text on here are fabricated.

      Submitted by Deebo5050 on Aug 16, 11 at 2:10am
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  • That's disgusting. I honestly hope you get hurt. That's just disgusting. Impaired driving is no fucking joke.

    Submitted by PhantomOfThe on Aug 15, 11 at 3:16pm
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  • i have to agree with everyone. you're a fucking scumbag.

    Submitted by ronnybello on Aug 15, 11 at 6:22pm
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  • you would be surprised how many "extra" charges you can rack up when the cop realizes you are trying to be a smart ass and "work the system"

    Submitted by yesIdid2 on Aug 15, 11 at 6:50pm
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  • I have a DUI and I can honestly say the worst part was not the night in jail, $5,000 in fines, AA meetings (which are annoying if you don't believe in a higher power). Worst part was the embarrassment I felt for putting people in danger. Really not worth it. \n\nFor those of you who hope he/she gets hurt... that's not any better. I just hope he/she wises up.

    Submitted by Sextist on Aug 16, 11 at 10:27am
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  • I'm the douche canoe that hit thumbs down for these comments. DID NOT MEAN TO! tried hitting thumbs up from my phone and it backfired!

    Submitted by whoopsiedaisies on Aug 15, 11 at 3:14pm
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    • @whoopsiedaisies, thank you for owning up to it. I was wondering who was promoting impaired driving and thinking it was OK.

      Submitted by cybsrwolf on Aug 15, 11 at 3:20pm
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  • Wow your an asshole and everyone sticking up for this guy deserves to be hit by a drunk driver themselves. Call a fucking taxi, if u wanna kill yourself go ahead, don't endanger other innocent people, you selfish bastards

    Submitted by Nicole170 on Aug 15, 11 at 11:47pm
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  • F u

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 11 at 6:14pm
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  • Downie

    Submitted by mattc3 on Aug 16, 11 at 3:13am
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  • sounds like the army guy i broke up with because he thought "hell if i get my license taken, i still have an army license" which apparently over rides a regular license and they can still drive

    Submitted by donkey4u on Aug 16, 11 at 12:18pm
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  • Scumbag, yes...Ingenious? Yes...! If only we could harness that, for Goid instead of Moronic..

    Submitted by CrissyGirl79 on Aug 15, 11 at 7:04pm
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  • Jesus christ. Why is everyone on this site such a downer. This text is an intelligent and innovative idea.

    Submitted by Tylos2 on Aug 15, 11 at 5:50pm
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    • because maybe the people on here commenting have lost someone close to a drunk driver and in no way what so ever, not even on a site like this, want to promote drunk driving at all.....

      Submitted by truckie941 on Aug 18, 11 at 10:50am
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  • Every day driving becomes more frightening. I hope they text this while driving.

    Submitted by ohthehyemanatee on Aug 16, 11 at 10:44pm
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  • I think that is pure genius haha you deserve to d

    Submitted by orgazmatron on Aug 15, 11 at 9:32pm
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  • @emoryyy- that might be the funniest thing ive ever heard

    Submitted by duckdown on Aug 16, 11 at 5:42am
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  • @enormoustard I'm so sorry for your loss :(

    Submitted by RAWR121 on Aug 15, 11 at 8:23pm
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  • fuck that. I love you

    Submitted by fluffyTaint on Aug 16, 11 at 7:41pm
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  • What is with all the uptight assholes on this site? Get drunk and drive... It's fun... So what if you plow into a bus full crippled school children, they weren't contributing to society anyway... Soccermom with 4 kids? She was a whore and drug addict. God Damnit people! Loosen the stick you have wedged deep up your asses!

    Submitted by lexicon9 on Aug 15, 11 at 10:15pm
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