yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
how do you play pong handcuffed?
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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