Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
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