Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
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Early 20s is the time to get your shit together... unless you want your whole life to be a shit show, no offense
...and Ke$ha, star in Home for the Holidays.
Saw girls like that pre-gaming for Thanksgiving dinner. Stuck up bitches string out working as ho's in Nevada coming back to visit their Los Gatos families.
Who said it was a girl?
I can't believe OP considered this a bad night when she woke up with half of a Jimmy John's still...
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