it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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