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at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning

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Chlorine in your vag

Submitted by marsho on Jul 12, 10 at 5:48pm

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wet dream?

Submitted by laf24 on Jul 12, 10 at 2:19pm

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chivalry at its finest.

Submitted by yeaaaah on Jul 12, 10 at 2:57pm

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Winsauce.

Submitted by O____o on Jul 12, 10 at 2:17pm

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Isn't the skimmer always @ the side of the pool?

Submitted by urallstupid on Jul 13, 10 at 8:37am

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Clearly, everything that happened occurred because he likes you SO much as a person.

Submitted by ldato on Jul 13, 10 at 7:45pm

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This is grand =)

Submitted by zwood36 on Jul 13, 10 at 4:28am

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Should keep better track of them

Submitted by beachbaby on Jul 12, 10 at 2:43pm

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And probably your dignity.

Submitted by bragelikestorage on Jul 12, 10 at 4:23pm

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You sound like a winner

Submitted by pvgurl16 on Jul 12, 10 at 2:20pm

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new jersey sucks

Submitted by itouchgnomes on Jul 13, 10 at 12:34am

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firsty

Submitted by firsty on Jul 12, 10 at 7:19pm

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Come on... Everyone knows panties sink. Maybe in ur case stink? No worries though... Chlorine kills all.

Submitted by nattielite on Jul 13, 10 at 1:11am

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Ugh ur dumb

Submitted by KristiNJshore on Jul 12, 10 at 11:16pm

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That good a night huh??? ,')

Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 12, 10 at 10:04pm

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Pics

Submitted by Glazed on Jul 12, 10 at 2:20pm

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first

Submitted by firsty on Jul 12, 10 at 7:05pm

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Save some for the fish

Submitted by B1gBadB1lly on Nov 7, 11 at 11:23am

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Submitted by marsho on Jul 12, 10 at 5:48pm

Submitted by laf24 on Jul 12, 10 at 2:19pm

Submitted by yeaaaah on Jul 12, 10 at 2:57pm

Submitted by O____o on Jul 12, 10 at 2:17pm

Submitted by urallstupid on Jul 13, 10 at 8:37am

Submitted by ldato on Jul 13, 10 at 7:45pm

Submitted by zwood36 on Jul 13, 10 at 4:28am

Submitted by beachbaby on Jul 12, 10 at 2:43pm

Submitted by bragelikestorage on Jul 12, 10 at 4:23pm

Submitted by pvgurl16 on Jul 12, 10 at 2:20pm

Submitted by itouchgnomes on Jul 13, 10 at 12:34am

Submitted by firsty on Jul 12, 10 at 7:19pm

Submitted by nattielite on Jul 13, 10 at 1:11am

Submitted by KristiNJshore on Jul 12, 10 at 11:16pm

Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 12, 10 at 10:04pm

Submitted by Glazed on Jul 12, 10 at 2:20pm

Submitted by firsty on Jul 12, 10 at 7:05pm

Submitted by B1gBadB1lly on Nov 7, 11 at 11:23am

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