we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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