: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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