We're like a lot better than the average bears
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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