Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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