We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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