Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
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