Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
All the doctor said was why
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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