You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Come on in and take your pants off
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