Been there on numerous occassions. One Sunday morning my Dad had to do the readings and after he had walked back to our seats, leans over and says to me, "I could smell you from up there," my Dad brother and friends who were within earshot thought it was pretty funny. Mom however did not.....
I went once still tripping on acid. The entire sermon was about how our generation is lost and we turn to drugs instead of God. It was all I could do to keep from running out of there screaming. I totally thought I was going to burst into flames.
haha deff been there but sadly i couldent hold anything in anymore only got half way to the bathroom but at least i blessed the church next sunday i went back so the priest could bless me lol
Haven't ever been to church drunk or hungover, but me, my brother, and a friend went one Wednesday night stoned as hell. We rode around town for about two hours playing smoke out in my friends car, and then realized it was church time, and decided to go. Hilarity ensued.
Never went to church high or drunk but i do have a girlfriend that screwed one of the alter boys in the priest chamber shes definitly going to hell lol say hello Jamie..
I help out with children's Sunday school, so I have to be there every Sunday morning. So one Sunday, I woke up in my ex-boyfriend's bed, still half-drunk and about 10 minutes to get church...so I went to church in clothes from the night before, still kinda drunk, and looking like I was on a walk of shame, but it was worth it!
actually, as horrible as this sounds.. i can somewhat relate.. me and my friend once went to church with waterbottles filled with orange soda and vodka;; keep in mind that we were already shitfaced. i began to uncontrollably laugh in the middle of mass so we had to sit in the sound proof child room. it will do down in history, and i am going to hell. shit happens. :)
I used to go to church every single fucking week hungover as shit (highschool)- worst days ever hands down. Sitting in a pew literally praying you don't puke. I did a couple times.. but I always made it to the bathroom. And I thanked God for it
worst experience of ur life? try best. i loooooved walking into sunday school half drunk and still ready to partayyyyyy.... haha, it really added a layer of fun to "bible saturation"
So drunk and hungover holidays are my thing. Christmas eve, pretty drunk, fell asleep during the homily. I woke up, and screamed "WHAT!" and then the glares started coming.
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