Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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