dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
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