it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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