oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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