So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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