It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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