just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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