He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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