Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
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