I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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