You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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