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  I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?

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• I need to re evaluate my decision making so shit like this happens to me. I just wake up wiv rashes and takeaways !

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 2:18pm

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• I'm not sure if it's a candidate, actually - it may just win outright.

  Submitted by Herschel on Feb 16, 10 at 2:19pm

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  • Try waking up to a girl literally sucking on your dick.

    Submitted by Bananaramas on Feb 17, 10 at 1:29pm

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• Fuck you 2:34

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 2:58pm

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• Lucky

  Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 8:40pm

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• only thing that would make that better is if there was sex involved. and some cas after she she left and more weed. totally.

  Submitted by dogmathe2nd on Feb 16, 10 at 5:21pm

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  • *cash

    Submitted by dogmathe2nd on Feb 16, 10 at 5:24pm

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• 9 out of 10

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 2:16pm

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• Greatest wake up is waking up getting head in the morning

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 7:34pm

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• I do this everytime I wake up at a guys house given it's usually to make my day better after how bad he was in bed the night before

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 5:27pm

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• It would have been the greatest wake-up ever if she had your dick in her mouth while she handed you the blunt.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 2:39pm

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  • Exactly.

    Submitted by RazorTongue on Sep 18, 15 at 8:45pm

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• The only way it could hace been the best wake up Ever is if you were getting dome while she gave you the blunt AND a sandwich. Everything is better with a sandwich.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 8:44pm

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• 410 ftw

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 9:15pm

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• at the very least you are a candidate if not the automatic winner. if you had sex with the girl the night before there is no contest.

  Submitted by noon on Feb 16, 10 at 2:19pm

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• He'll yeah. You got my vote

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 1:17am

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• ( . )( . )

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 2:16pm

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• This hickory smoked person under me needs a blunt in his hand

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 8:05pm

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• 844 is a god

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 10:42pm

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• Nice

  Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 12:37pm

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• 7:08 - hahahahahahhaahahahahah best reply ever (:

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 8:03pm

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• You wish this was true, but sadly you're probably just some fat sixteen-year-old kid in his parents' basement beating off to the idea of this happpening.

  Submitted by QuietGuy on Feb 16, 10 at 10:07pm

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• WIN

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 2:13pm

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• perfection

  Submitted by jd0539 on Mar 4, 10 at 9:54am

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• i envy you op

  Submitted by wumwumwumwumwum on Aug 25, 10 at 12:36am

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• That is literally the sickest thing ever

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:48pm

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• holy fuckin shit i know the op

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 11:33pm

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• Yea I'm in the 410 area too.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 12:30am

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• in your dreamssss ! and mine <3

  Submitted by makeitglow on Feb 16, 10 at 3:15pm

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• To bad it was your mother asking you how you got into her stash.

  Submitted by urallstupid on Feb 16, 10 at 7:08pm

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• That wud be a fuck and a ya. Fuck ya it's the best wake up ever!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 2:41pm

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• Thats amazing

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 11:51pm

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• Jealous as fuck.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 6:03pm

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• Only if she's fat

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 2:33am

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• Reppin the 410!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 10:23pm

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  • who would be dick enough to thumb this down?

    Submitted by unknown_sender on Apr 21, 10 at 7:30am

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• Reppin the 410

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 8:38am

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• Ftw.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 3:18pm

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• Wow that never happens to me

  Submitted by terryis29 on Mar 8, 10 at 3:27am

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• Lame ass trend of ending texts with stupid rhetorical questions?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 3:59am

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• She is

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 2:39am

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• What bout waking up to a girl sucking u. Can anyone to that

  Submitted by terryis29 on Mar 8, 10 at 3:29am

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• i love that right now 420 people put it's a bad night. PLEASE don't vote down anymore hahaha if that stayed forever it would be awesome

  Submitted by als09 on Apr 19, 10 at 2:00am

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• Only if she's hot

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 1:58am

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• Haha 2:38 got it right

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 3:12pm

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• All I have to say is waffels and a blowjob

  Submitted by Ma_Duec3 on Mar 16, 10 at 3:37am

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• Definately the best wake up ever.

  Submitted by GreeneyedWonder on Feb 18, 10 at 4:40am

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• Awesome night

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 2:24pm

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• Actually, everything is better with a blunt.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 11:49pm

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• You win

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 5:51pm

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• It wins

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 4:33pm

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• no, but defiantly candidate for dumbest text ever...

  Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Feb 16, 10 at 2:34pm

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• Nah

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 5:07pm

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• Lucky fuck

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 12:09am

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• I'd say yes!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 3:56pm

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• I wAnt it

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 6:40pm

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• You've got my vote as well, the only thing better than enjoying a blunt with the buddies is enjoying a blunt with a fine ass topless lady

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 1:48am

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• thats a sweet wake up bro. could be better with a blowjob and some bacon cookin somewhere in the house/apartment or whatever.

  Submitted by dogmathe2nd on Feb 16, 10 at 5:23pm

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• Couldnt ask for anything else

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:06am

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• That's fantastic.

  Submitted by Masquerade90 on Feb 16, 10 at 11:41pm

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• Nice

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:39pm

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• I'm in the 9:15 area... And I wake u up to nice hydro blunt... Mmmm Cush...?! Smoke much

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 2:23pm

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• What dick head put a thumbs down ?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 11:31pm

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• Well done.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 12:13am

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• Meow

  Submitted by hentailover on Apr 9, 10 at 10:02pm

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• First!! Yea!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 2:13pm

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• Stupid fucking people

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 4:17am

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• Holy crap 20,000th thumbs up! And good morning sunshine

  Submitted by  on Jun 22, 12 at 11:31pm

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• Yea that takes it better if she was handin you a tube to a vaporizer

  Submitted by Steve53 on Jan 22, 12 at 1:45am

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• These are fucking fake

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 3:29am

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• Jelous

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 9:18pm

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• Yes, well played!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 7, 10 at 10:01pm

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• 2:34 needs to get laid

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 2:57pm

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• That's great!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 4:25pm

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• It makes me so happy when i see txts like that from a fellow bmore nigga like myself 410 for life

  Submitted by tukibarr on Jan 17, 11 at 10:27am

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