This girl is more easily done than said...
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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