It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
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Jack and Jill went up the hill, each with a buck and a quarter. Jill came down with two fifty!
I love Yooper texts!!
Maybe you should stay in the kitchen
stfu sexist prick
Wow...remember this is a site for smartasses and cynics. If you can't handle that, you shouldn't be here.
But then who would we laugh and mock Kevin??
what kind of kitchen has a hill?
Every time I "like" a text I'm really "liking" the comments.
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