i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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