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  • Ahhh, my roommate always told me I wasted my money on birth control. and that pulling out worked just fine. Her baby shower is tomorrow.

    Submitted by IfSheSpinsFast on Sep 3, 10 at 4:19pm
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  • that's like playing russian roulette with 5 of the 6 chambers full....

    Submitted by jasboo on Sep 3, 10 at 11:17am
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  • Really funny, but "pulling out" isn't exactly an effective contraceptive.

    Submitted by redevilmuahah on Sep 3, 10 at 11:00am
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    • Neither is it an effective STI prevention method. http://whatIdesiredtosay.wordpress.com

      Submitted by Le_Todd on Sep 3, 10 at 2:29pm
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  • Even though the 'pull & pray' method is not cool, this is a rare text that actually made me laugh out loud.

    Submitted by BlackStarrLine on Sep 3, 10 at 11:07am
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  • well i hope u bought some plan b this morning

    Submitted by ilovewhores on Sep 3, 10 at 1:16pm
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  • Fuck you for not making sure he had a condom BEFORE he thrust his dick inside of you. Fuck you for not taking b/c. Fuck you.

    Submitted by niceman on Sep 3, 10 at 11:20am
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    • This is a stupid comment. A) The text doesn't state he was already in...how do we know this didn't take place upon her telling him to put on a condom? B) Not all women can take birth control, and only ignorant jerks who have no clue about the side effects of birth control denigrate women for not taking it.

      Submitted by opalquean on Sep 3, 10 at 6:02pm
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      • yeah whys everyone assuming this is post-sex when clearly it's beforehand? and youre right, no man (or person!) has the right to judge a person for NOT taking those little hormone bombs. its not for everyone and i wish i didnt need to. how long till they create a male b.c. pill?

        Submitted by anonymous8906 on Sep 4, 10 at 7:26pm
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  • Wow. Run away OP. And lovehendrixvodka I really hope you're not being serious.

    Submitted by Taipan on Sep 3, 10 at 10:52am
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  • oh hell nah!!!\n\nyou rock opalquean

    Submitted by glossylu on Sep 5, 10 at 2:46pm
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  • High five during or after sex should equal a kick to the beanbags. How could you NOT tell he had no jimmycap on?

    Submitted by archer79 on Sep 3, 10 at 12:13pm
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  • Only a dumb ass can't tell if a condom is on or not.

    Submitted by LegalizeMe on Sep 3, 10 at 11:36am
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  • She should have taken anal! That is a great form of birth control!

    Submitted by ryno24 on Sep 3, 10 at 11:18am
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  • Dumb but high fives always make u feel better

    Submitted by asinnerlikeu on Sep 3, 10 at 7:01pm
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  • But it feels way better!

    Submitted by BlumpkinTheKid on Sep 3, 10 at 8:08pm
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  • and you didnt high five him? you should be grateful he didnt just stay in, cum, then congratulate you on your new pregnancy

    Submitted by K66Aggression on Sep 3, 10 at 11:01am
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  • The pull out method is actually 94% effective...when done correctly. Just make sure not to do it while you're ovulating! Just sayin'...

    Submitted by anonymousss on Sep 3, 10 at 9:06pm
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  • Bahahaha! Priceless.

    Submitted by awfulawfulbunny on Sep 20, 10 at 11:57pm
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  • It's cool, condoms are only for pregnancy prevention anyways, right? And only cum carries STD's. Women don't have any they can only get preggers and be slutsssss!!!!!

    Submitted by NYSE on Sep 3, 10 at 11:28am
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  • First!

    Submitted by NYSDMV on Sep 3, 10 at 10:47am
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  • What kind of whore isn't on birth control?! Jeez

    Submitted by lovehendrixvodka on Sep 3, 10 at 10:49am
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    • What kind of imbecile is so clearly ignorant about birth control and tries to express opinions on it anyway? Jeez

      Submitted by opalquean on Sep 3, 10 at 6:05pm
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