Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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