windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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