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  It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis

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• Rock-a-bye penis, in the tree top,\nWhen the girl blows, you'll be hard as a rock,\nWhen the nut busts, the weiner will fall,\nThen down comes the semen, cock-ring and all

  Submitted by stantheman on Feb 3, 11 at 5:29pm

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• That's not how you make it go to sleep.

  Submitted by dadx2 on Feb 3, 11 at 4:19pm

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• @stantheman. That was prolly the funniest comment I have ever read on here

  Submitted by sexyemily on Feb 3, 11 at 11:29pm

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• which lullaby's?

  Submitted by birdman12311 on Feb 3, 11 at 3:44pm

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• Stantheman, for the win!!

  Submitted by kcs99 on Feb 4, 11 at 1:33am

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• Stan... That made me happy

  Submitted by poppey on Feb 6, 11 at 11:26am

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• Stan ftw

  Submitted by CheerioAddict on Feb 4, 11 at 2:25pm

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• Stantheman: Best freaking comment ever!!!

  Submitted by speedway on Feb 4, 11 at 10:08am

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• Stop singing and suck it! I promise no matter who it will be a better morning

  Submitted by bryan3928 on Feb 5, 11 at 7:34am

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• You could always rock it to sleep.... With your vag

  Submitted by candy29 on Feb 7, 11 at 6:13pm

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• Oh, Michelle, you are the hottest First Lady ever!!!!

  Submitted by niceman on Feb 3, 11 at 3:30pm

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• @bestwit: Thank you.

  Submitted by Thepresident on Feb 3, 11 at 4:09pm

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• Your weird all of you people are2years old

  Submitted by wewe411 on Feb 3, 11 at 9:42pm

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