Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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