Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Your shirt... Was in my pants
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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