i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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