so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
How's work?
Spinning.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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