Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
BRING THE BAGELS
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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