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  Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?

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• Lick her until she's happy.

  Submitted by MILF68 on Jul 13, 13 at 5:35pm

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• A week in Hawaii. And not being an immature little shit helps.

  Submitted by goldie1046 on Jul 13, 13 at 4:45pm

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• Clean it up, all by yourself. Can you handle that, little guy?? Do it again and you deserve to be left.

  Submitted by ShutUp10 on Jul 13, 13 at 8:21pm

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• Was it his wife or his buddy's ???

  Submitted by roosterjuice on Jul 13, 13 at 10:28pm

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• its just piss. clean it up, joke about it with her, and move on.

  Submitted by TheNorwegian on Jul 14, 13 at 11:43am

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• I know spousal abuse is frowned upon but she shouldve beat ur ass .

  Submitted by rwool13 on Jul 13, 13 at 9:33pm

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• It probably helped her sleep like a summer's rain on the roof. Now clean it up asshole!

  Submitted by pipe4tom on Jul 13, 13 at 4:50pm

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• You apologize by learning to control your drinking so it never happens again. Actions speak louder than words, pissboy.

  Submitted by fly_bi_night on Jul 14, 13 at 8:32am

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• my boyfriend did this before, but it all evened out because i had kicked a hole in the wall days before.

  Submitted by BlazedBarbie on Jul 17, 13 at 12:54pm

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• You forgot your own follow up message:\nApparently I didnt even stand up, i just rolled over and pissed on the floor, I must have been dreaming because when she yelled at me to go to the toilet, I told her that we were camping and it was natural, then I yelled at her and called her a "twit", rolled back over and passed out

  Submitted by Dizzle03 on Jul 15, 13 at 7:06pm

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• Tell her to thank you for not pissing on her. Then make her clean it up while you pound her in the ass.

  Submitted by dmoney1234 on Jul 13, 13 at 7:48pm

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• Apologizing to your wife? It's called marriage. No apologizing

  Submitted by jake695 on Jul 13, 13 at 3:19pm

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  • yeah, that's the wrong answer. Enjoy being a bachelor your entire life.

    Submitted by Kevin201 on Jul 17, 13 at 7:57pm

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