your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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